zecretary:

Ellen Page is so brave. Can you imagine being a gay woman and pretending you’re attracted to Michael Cera

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jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

(Source: beesmygod)

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cokeflow:

Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8

(Source: fingerblaster113)

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lmaoalien:

honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

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ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

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(Source: ohmumford)

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It’s hell writing and it’s hell not writing. The only tolerable state is having just written.
Robert Hass (via victoriousvocabulary)
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MY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG “I DON’T KNOW”

(Source: castrators)

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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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heyteenbookshey:

enochianprayer:

do you ever cry because a black haired little boy wandered into your life when you were a kid and made you believe in magic and now many years later he’s still there with you and you just know you will stay at his side always no matter what because he’s just so important

I sat here thinking “That’s a highly specific personal experience for 43k people to relate to” for way too long before figuring out what this post was about

(Source: ahlohomora)

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arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

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thelilnan:

talking about the thing u love

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